I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today T-Shirt

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee with a wry, relatable message across the chest: “I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today.” The soft, heavyweight cotton has a lived-in feel from the after-construction dye process, so the print sits naturally on fabric that drapes comfortably. This shirt settles into everyday life — thrown on for coffee runs, quiet weekends, or low-key gatherings where honesty (or sarcasm) is the mood. Available in a wide range of muted and vintage tones, it keeps its shape thanks to double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body that minimizes bulk. Sized from S to 4XL and pre-shrunk, it’s a straightforward, durable piece that speaks for you when you don’t feel like talking.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric for durable, comfortable wear
– Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean look and long-lasting seams
– Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label
– Available in 58 colors — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for exact options

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean