Being a Functional Adult Every Day T-Shirt

Soft, relaxed, and a little cheeky — this garment-dyed tee wears like Sunday morning and speaks like your inner monologue. The heavyweight ring-spun cotton settles into a lived-in feel while the understated black text reads: “BEING A FUNCTIONAL ADULT EVERY DAY seems a bit excessive.” It’s for people who prefer honesty over pretense, who favor easy comfort on busy mornings, and who laugh at the small, true moments of adulting. Throw it on for errands, low-key meetups, or those slow weekends when doing the basics feels like an achievement. The muted, garment-dyed finish softens with each wash so the shirt only gets more personal with time.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy yet soft heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
– Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, broken-in texture and muted tones.
– Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL (select partners).
– Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability and clean lines.
– Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options to suit different palettes.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean